Some of the terms used on this site may be new to non-fatties or people who are newly part of the cholesterol-filled jelly belly crowd. Below you will find WFPDL’s glossary of terms.
Term | Definition |
Baby Huey Shirt | A shirt that is too small and ends around the belly button. Below the shirt is a sag of fat. Named after Baby Huey. |
Bowl Full Of Jelly | A fat person’s stomach, not to be confused with the bowl full of jelly used to put on bagels, toast, or any other carb-licious meal. |
Breathing time | After exerting physical energy fat people need a moment to breath. Often large gasps of air for about five minutes, followed by a large amount of sweat and heavy breathing. |
Chicken strip lunch special | Bigguns may want to visit their local Fred Meyer for this great feast which includes 3 giant strips, any side.. but who wouldn’t pick the Jo Jo’s.. A soda and a roll all for under $5! And they toss in free ranch! Boo Ya! That is some good eatin’ |
Chubby Chaser | A person who is sexually attracted to fat people for reasons unbeknownst to the persons friends. |
Chubster | Someone who is fat |
Exceptional size | A nice way for business to say that you are overweight, but really they may as well say “fat freaks” or “freaking ginormous. |
Jolly | Full of high spirits. Many will say Santa is jolly and because fat people are fat like Santa they are also considered jolly when they are in high spirits. You may say “You sure look Jolly shaking your bowl full of Jelly. |
Motorized Fat Conveyance Devices (MFCD) | You know the I am too fat and lazy to walk around picking out items for my next gorge session. Ever notice how the back end of these folks spill over the sides and hide the scooter there by making the person appear to float on a cloud of Fatness |
PDSO | Public Displays of Showing Obesity. This is when people point out to fat people they are fat or the fat person does so on their own by wearing a Baby Huey shirt. |
Peanut butter Spoons | When fat people are too tired to go to the store to buy Ben & Jerry’s they improvise and scoop a spoon full of peanut butter then dip the peanut buttered spoon into a bag of chocolate chips, M&M’s or any other treat hidden away. |
The Fatty Bend Over | An elaborate system using one arm out perpendicular and one leg straight out back. |
The New Moo Moo | Crocs are the new moo moo for fat people. It is the ultimate form of fat people comfort while disregarding all elements of style. |
Ton’s of Fun | Something you can call a fat person. They love it. |
Whale Pod | A gathering of morbidly obese people. Often found at Wal-Mart, state fairs, events where food is plentiful. |
LOL!! I love it. I have never tried the peanut butter thing, interesting.
We should start calling Wal-Mart Whale-Mart!
My husband sees people strutting across the grocery store parking lot with more than a muffin-top hanging out over the top of their low-rise jeans. I think that’s called the “dunlap syndrome”, their belly has dun-lapped over the top of their pants. On a guy it’s called the “dickiedoo disease”, their belly sitcks out farther than their dickie do.
Don’t ask, it’s just an old southern expression I picked up from years ago.
I have one for ya…
Muffin Top- A bigger person in size wearing pants two sizes too small along with a shirt that’s three times too small, Its them a muffin affect of the belly area.
I hate this website and you should be ashamed of yourself because people can’t help the way they look you jerk.
A “spin off” of the Whale Pod: “The Baby Whale Family” as they’re not all morbidly obese, but they’re getting there quickly, especially when their two-year-old weighs about 70lbs and is always screaming for cookies and milk.
Jennifer, did you actually read the site? I’m not a fat person myself, but I can still see why fat people don’t like these things.
oh Jennifer get over it .I’m fat , I find it refreshing to talk about it .
Jennifer I am a fat person. I am 307 pounds. While I understand that weight loss is difficult (I’m in the process, down from 334) or even impossible for people with certain glandular problems, I whole-heartedly disagree with the idea that “people can’t help the way they look.” I brush my teeth, keep my hair tidy, dress nicely, and maintain a decent tan. I have been told I am a rather attractive large man. I control how I look to some extent, with the exception of course being my size.
I love this site!! All these things I thought no one would understand, or even think of, and then BAM…I stumble on this website, and I fall in love with it.
It’s funny, but in a non-offensive way…
Jennifer I LOVE this site and I am a fatty. It REALLY helps to know that there are people that don’t like or are hurt by the things that are posted on here. There are some people that say mean things but for the most part it helps to feel like people understand
Tears of a clown…nobody actually enjoys being overweight.