Comments for What Fat People Don't Like http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com Please Pass The Butter Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:49:35 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Amusement Park Ride Seats by Jo http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/amusement-park-ride-seats/#comment-446 Jo Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:49:35 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/?p=16#comment-446 So I just went to the Puyallup Fair yesterday. I have put on some weight, but I feel that I am porportionate. Well, the first ride I went on was the spider one that I think one of the other posters was commenting on. I have ridden many times - however, this time the seat was AWFULLY tight. So then, the head harness thing came down and I was ready to go. Well, apparently not - the guy had to come over and push on it. Nope. So he had me switch places with my friends kid. They had to push and push and...finally! It snapped closed! So I rode the ride, and it hurt!! My stupid hip bones...and fat...were paining! Then we went to go on the ride that spins really fast and turns sideways and because of gravity, you only need a small rope to hold you in...yeah, the rope wouldn't fit around me. I was at least an inch away. I had to get off. I pretended I felt sick. But...well, folks saw. And my friend's kid said "stand up straight and suck in" - I was. I have never had this happen before and all in all - yeah it is funny! It's ridiculous! As a nation, we are getting fatter. And I am actually surprised the rides aren't accommodating more. However, that's an easy place to put the blame. We shouldn't be getting fatter! DAMN IT! Didn't It's A Small WOrld at Disneyland bottom out cause of our fat asses? Anyways, so I vowed to only eat lettuce. But that lasted 10 minutes. But I am now commited to trying to lose about 100 lbs. As for the turnstiles - well, I had to go through the stinking turnstile to get on the ride I could barely squeeze in! Seriously a double smack! LOL All in all, I am tired of wearing billowy shirts (a chubs best friend) to cover my muffin top in my size 24 jeans. And I hate it when I put on a cute shirt that I used to fit into and it rolls up to under my boobs. Oh, or when I had to lift my chub - yes, lift - to see a scratch on my lower stomach. Or when I realize that I sweat a little and get butterflies when I see a good buffet or elephant ear. :) Anyways, yes being fat sucks. As much as I DO embrace who I am and what I look like, I want to be able to fit into smaller clothing that cost less and not have to worry if my stomach fat is sticking out super far. I am a confident woman, but damn it I want to be able to pack for a weekend trip without filling a dufflebag because my clothes are so much bigger! Oh well...as it's been said - Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes! So I just went to the Puyallup Fair yesterday. I have put on some weight, but I feel that I am porportionate. Well, the first ride I went on was the spider one that I think one of the other posters was commenting on. I have ridden many times – however, this time the seat was AWFULLY tight. So then, the head harness thing came down and I was ready to go. Well, apparently not – the guy had to come over and push on it. Nope. So he had me switch places with my friends kid. They had to push and push and…finally! It snapped closed! So I rode the ride, and it hurt!! My stupid hip bones…and fat…were paining!

Then we went to go on the ride that spins really fast and turns sideways and because of gravity, you only need a small rope to hold you in…yeah, the rope wouldn’t fit around me. I was at least an inch away. I had to get off. I pretended I felt sick. But…well, folks saw. And my friend’s kid said “stand up straight and suck in” – I was.

I have never had this happen before and all in all – yeah it is funny! It’s ridiculous! As a nation, we are getting fatter. And I am actually surprised the rides aren’t accommodating more. However, that’s an easy place to put the blame. We shouldn’t be getting fatter! DAMN IT! Didn’t It’s A Small WOrld at Disneyland bottom out cause of our fat asses?

Anyways, so I vowed to only eat lettuce. But that lasted 10 minutes. But I am now commited to trying to lose about 100 lbs.

As for the turnstiles – well, I had to go through the stinking turnstile to get on the ride I could barely squeeze in! Seriously a double smack! LOL

All in all, I am tired of wearing billowy shirts (a chubs best friend) to cover my muffin top in my size 24 jeans. And I hate it when I put on a cute shirt that I used to fit into and it rolls up to under my boobs. Oh, or when I had to lift my chub – yes, lift – to see a scratch on my lower stomach. Or when I realize that I sweat a little and get butterflies when I see a good buffet or elephant ear. :)

Anyways, yes being fat sucks. As much as I DO embrace who I am and what I look like, I want to be able to fit into smaller clothing that cost less and not have to worry if my stomach fat is sticking out super far. I am a confident woman, but damn it I want to be able to pack for a weekend trip without filling a dufflebag because my clothes are so much bigger!

Oh well…as it’s been said – Inside me there is a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes!

]]> Comment on Amusement Park Ride Seats by laj http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/amusement-park-ride-seats/#comment-403 laj Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:49:28 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/?p=16#comment-403 Kris, I can tell you what rides are hard to fit into at SIX FLAGS GURNEE, GIANT DROP, IRON WOLF, AND BATMAN. Kris, I can tell you what rides are hard to fit into at SIX FLAGS GURNEE, GIANT DROP, IRON WOLF, AND BATMAN.

]]> Comment on Amusement Park Ride Seats by scareypants http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/amusement-park-ride-seats/#comment-400 scareypants Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:18:29 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/?p=16#comment-400 Ok so im going 2 vegas in 17days and im afraid. Im going with my best friend but she like a size 7 and im like a 20/22 (oh so depressing). I have been working out like crazy cuz I want to ride the theme park rides....I don't want 2 tell my friend I don't want to go cuz she sounds so excited about the trip...I hate that I did this 2 myself but I want 2 know if anyone rode the big shot in Vegas and is it forgiving. I want 2 get down 2 at least a 16/18 in the next 3 weeks...I know crazy but I can't handle the embarrassment. Ok so im going 2 vegas in 17days and im afraid. Im going with my best friend but she like a size 7 and im like a 20/22 (oh so depressing). I have been working out like crazy cuz I want to ride the theme park rides….I don’t want 2 tell my friend I don’t want to go cuz she sounds so excited about the trip…I hate that I did this 2 myself but I want 2 know if anyone rode the big shot in Vegas and is it forgiving. I want 2 get down 2 at least a 16/18 in the next 3 weeks…I know crazy but I can’t handle the embarrassment.

]]> Comment on Amusement Park Ride Seats by AnotherFatchik http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/amusement-park-ride-seats/#comment-395 AnotherFatchik Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:27:20 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/?p=16#comment-395 Ha! I can feel for all of you but the being a size 18 and what not ... I'm an 18-20 and the rides are so unforgiving and the people that man them are even worse. It's actually more likely that you can fit into open rides rather than rides which are closed off but something simillar happened when the fair guy had to stretch the waist halter all the way out to accomidate me and a friends AND then slam the bar down then the guy said, "Ohh did I pinch your stomach 'cause it looks kinda big. I was embarrassed and I want to go to the other fair but I'm afraid of being totally mortified but I hope for the best ... D: Ha! I can feel for all of you but the being a size 18 and what not … I’m an 18-20 and the rides are so unforgiving and the people that man them are even worse. It’s actually more likely that you can fit into open rides rather than rides which are closed off but something simillar happened when the fair guy had to stretch the waist halter all the way out to accomidate me and a friends AND then slam the bar down then the guy said, “Ohh did I pinch your stomach ’cause it looks kinda big. I was embarrassed and I want to go to the other fair but I’m afraid of being totally mortified but I hope for the best … D:

]]> Comment on Amusement Park Ride Seats by April http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/amusement-park-ride-seats/#comment-393 April Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:30:09 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/?p=16#comment-393 can u get on rides easily? can u get on rides easily?

]]> Comment on Amusement Park Ride Seats by April http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/amusement-park-ride-seats/#comment-392 April Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:29:27 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/?p=16#comment-392 Well i am pretty big too and i rode a ride at a local amusement park and i had to suck it in as the kid doing the ride had to push in on the bar to shut and open it and it was so embarrisning that i dont even try to get on the rides anymore to avaoid the embarrisment of trying and not being able to fit and have to get off the ride it would ruin my day. Well i am pretty big too and i rode a ride at a local amusement park and i had to suck it in as the kid doing the ride had to push in on the bar to shut and open it and it was so embarrisning that i dont even try to get on the rides anymore to avaoid the embarrisment of trying and not being able to fit and have to get off the ride it would ruin my day.

]]> Comment on Amusement Park Ride Seats by Brittany http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/amusement-park-ride-seats/#comment-384 Brittany Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:12:35 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/?p=16#comment-384 Last summer...i remember the exact day. Me and my best friend erica went to the fair together and I got on this one fairis wheel ride that you can twirl your car upside down and so im looking at the ride and wondering "Will I fit this ride?" then we got to the front after waiting for about 30min to get on. I got in the furthest side to the left and could not fit after my friend got in behind me i was so embaressed i felt like screaming and the guy that was closing the doors said that i had to get off but instead i swiched sides with my friend because the furthest side had the bar in more and the outter side had the bar out more (please excuse my bad spelling and grammar) and I never thought about these things before now that i wear a size 15 and am not the size 12/13 i was 2 years ago i have to be cautious on what I get on Oh and another thing to Tony I HATE RIBS and I NEVER EAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!! but im fat because i think food is tasty+ im lazy= fat Last summer…i remember the exact day.
Me and my best friend erica went to the fair together
and I got on this one fairis wheel ride that you can twirl your car upside down and so im looking at the ride and wondering “Will I fit this ride?” then we got to the front after waiting for about 30min to get on. I got in the furthest side to the left and could not fit after my friend got in behind me i was so embaressed i felt like screaming and the guy that was closing the doors said that i had to get off but instead i swiched sides with my friend because the furthest side had the bar in more and the outter side had the bar out more (please excuse my bad spelling and grammar) and I never thought about these things before
now that i wear a size 15 and am not the size 12/13 i was 2 years ago i have to be cautious on what I get on

Oh and another thing to Tony I HATE RIBS and I NEVER EAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER!! but im fat because i think food is tasty+ im lazy= fat

]]> Comment on About by Michael http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/about-2/#comment-381 Michael Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:21:59 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/about-2/#comment-381 I'm a fatty that's still in high school. What bothers me is: 1: Military school uniforms. They only make the shirts so big, which is not big enough. I have to go to a different store to get mine, and it is a slightly different shade of blue than everyone else's. Not slightly enough for nobody to notice, sadly. Inspection sucks to, because they have to inspect your belt and mine gets hidden under my muffin top. The officers look for the belt at weird angles, smirking the whole time. Worst of all is when I have to sit in the tiny desks and my shirt skirts up my back and my pants slip a bit, revealing a sizable crack of ass that people have taken pictures of before. 2: The organization of classroom desks and classroom desks in general. I have to maneuver my fat ass through a sea of desks and rarely do I fit through without moving a few. What bothers me more is that they move regardless of wether people are in them. Also, we have those horrible desks that are way too small and the chair and desk connect. At a point that is WAY too close for me. I frequently have to tuck my fat under the desk and suck in. 3: Lunch. I frequently hear "Hey Mike isn't this your favorite period?" And people usually come to me if they don't want one of the items in their lunch box and don't want to throw it away. And the looks people used to give me when I would open my paper baggy and dump the contents onto the table. 4: Gym. But more importantly the period after it. I love gym and I put every fiber of my being into the game, but I always regret it the next period. Streams of sweat emanate from every pore and my school pants are made of wool. They get sweat through only where my ass touches the seat, making a nice moist puddle on the seat, save for a nice thin line down the center of the desk, courtesy of my crack. 5. Getting into my 1996 toyota corolla at the end of the day. And knowing the whole time that as I plop into the driver's seat the entire body of the car shifts to my side. This one is especially brutal because I am also 6'2". 6. Prom. Taking my date to the tailor so she can show the man the color of her dress, and the man and I spend a good 45 minutes trying to find a coat and vest that fit me. I’m a fatty that’s still in high school. What bothers me is:

1: Military school uniforms. They only make the shirts so big, which is not big enough. I have to go to a different store to get mine, and it is a slightly different shade of blue than everyone else’s. Not slightly enough for nobody to notice, sadly. Inspection sucks to, because they have to inspect your belt and mine gets hidden under my muffin top. The officers look for the belt at weird angles, smirking the whole time. Worst of all is when I have to sit in the tiny desks and my shirt skirts up my back and my pants slip a bit, revealing a sizable crack of ass that people have taken pictures of before.

2: The organization of classroom desks and classroom desks in general. I have to maneuver my fat ass through a sea of desks and rarely do I fit through without moving a few. What bothers me more is that they move regardless of wether people are in them. Also, we have those horrible desks that are way too small and the chair and desk connect. At a point that is WAY too close for me. I frequently have to tuck my fat under the desk and suck in.

3: Lunch. I frequently hear “Hey Mike isn’t this your favorite period?” And people usually come to me if they don’t want one of the items in their lunch box and don’t want to throw it away. And the looks people used to give me when I would open my paper baggy and dump the contents onto the table.

4: Gym. But more importantly the period after it. I love gym and I put every fiber of my being into the game, but I always regret it the next period. Streams of sweat emanate from every pore and my school pants are made of wool. They get sweat through only where my ass touches the seat, making a nice moist puddle on the seat, save for a nice thin line down the center of the desk, courtesy of my crack.

5. Getting into my 1996 toyota corolla at the end of the day. And knowing the whole time that as I plop into the driver’s seat the entire body of the car shifts to my side. This one is especially brutal because I am also 6′2″.

6. Prom. Taking my date to the tailor so she can show the man the color of her dress, and the man and I spend a good 45 minutes trying to find a coat and vest that fit me.

]]> Comment on Glossary by Michael Gregory http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/glossary/#comment-380 Michael Gregory Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:53:30 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/?page_id=14#comment-380 Jennifer I am a fat person. I am 307 pounds. While I understand that weight loss is difficult (I'm in the process, down from 334) or even impossible for people with certain glandular problems, I whole-heartedly disagree with the idea that "people can't help the way they look." I brush my teeth, keep my hair tidy, dress nicely, and maintain a decent tan. I have been told I am a rather attractive large man. I control how I look to some extent, with the exception of course being my size. Jennifer I am a fat person. I am 307 pounds. While I understand that weight loss is difficult (I’m in the process, down from 334) or even impossible for people with certain glandular problems, I whole-heartedly disagree with the idea that “people can’t help the way they look.” I brush my teeth, keep my hair tidy, dress nicely, and maintain a decent tan. I have been told I am a rather attractive large man. I control how I look to some extent, with the exception of course being my size.

]]> Comment on Potlucks by sam http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/potlucks/#comment-378 sam Mon, 08 Jun 2009 07:34:13 +0000 http://whatfatpeopledontlike.wordpress.com/?p=42#comment-378 I am also relieved to know that there are only two groups of fat people that I can fit into. Thank you for enlightening me. I am also relieved to know that there are only two groups of fat people that I can fit into. Thank you for enlightening me.

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