Comments on: About

By: Michael

Michael — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:21:59 +0000

I’m a fatty that’s still in high school. What bothers me is:

1: Military school uniforms. They only make the shirts so big, which is not big enough. I have to go to a different store to get mine, and it is a slightly different shade of blue than everyone else’s. Not slightly enough for nobody to notice, sadly. Inspection sucks to, because they have to inspect your belt and mine gets hidden under my muffin top. The officers look for the belt at weird angles, smirking the whole time. Worst of all is when I have to sit in the tiny desks and my shirt skirts up my back and my pants slip a bit, revealing a sizable crack of ass that people have taken pictures of before.

2: The organization of classroom desks and classroom desks in general. I have to maneuver my fat ass through a sea of desks and rarely do I fit through without moving a few. What bothers me more is that they move regardless of wether people are in them. Also, we have those horrible desks that are way too small and the chair and desk connect. At a point that is WAY too close for me. I frequently have to tuck my fat under the desk and suck in.

3: Lunch. I frequently hear “Hey Mike isn’t this your favorite period?” And people usually come to me if they don’t want one of the items in their lunch box and don’t want to throw it away. And the looks people used to give me when I would open my paper baggy and dump the contents onto the table.

4: Gym. But more importantly the period after it. I love gym and I put every fiber of my being into the game, but I always regret it the next period. Streams of sweat emanate from every pore and my school pants are made of wool. They get sweat through only where my ass touches the seat, making a nice moist puddle on the seat, save for a nice thin line down the center of the desk, courtesy of my crack.

5. Getting into my 1996 toyota corolla at the end of the day. And knowing the whole time that as I plop into the driver’s seat the entire body of the car shifts to my side. This one is especially brutal because I am also 6′2″.

6. Prom. Taking my date to the tailor so she can show the man the color of her dress, and the man and I spend a good 45 minutes trying to find a coat and vest that fit me.

By: waine

waine — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 11:09:22 +0000

I stumbled across this post while surfing the net. I love laughing, and I had a good dose today. This was just somehow so funny!

By: Anon

Anon — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:22:04 +0000

How about movie theater seats and school, like PE and the desk in the class rooms.

By: Gigi

Gigi — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:16:58 +0000

Getting on scales. I hate them! I’m barely 5′2″ and now weigh alot more than I should so I worry about going over 140 lbs! Yikes!
I know how fat people feel cos I’m so there.

Another thing fat people don’t like is difficulty maintaining hygiene and of course intimate moments are difficult if not impossible. I so hope I don’t get fatter.

The last thing would be close to unbearable, being fat and being watched eating a double decker burger, super-size fries, and a liter of diet cola.

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:07:42 +0000

1. Big & Tall stores being located in malls. My local B&T store used to be in a popular mall, right between the Gap & Tommy Hilfiger.

2. This has gotten better over the past couple of years, but Bit & Tall clothing for men that doesn’t look anything like what is being sold in regular stores.

3. Brand name clothiers ie, Ralph Lauren, Nautica, Tommy Hilfiger, that sell plus sized clothes in Big & Tall stores only, but not in regular department stores. They charge double the price in B&T stores.

By: KC

KC — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:22:41 +0000

The truth is that unless it is a medical condition, most fat people wear their addiction. You can make a web page to make fun of obesity if you want. Freedom is speech is a right that I believe all people should have. Would you make a website making fun of alcoholics or drug addicts? It is the same thing in a different form of self medication. If you really want people to stop being fat, then I think you need to address the real issue. ADDICTION. Does that hit a little close to home? Maybe you have an addiction too. Maybe you just don’t wear yours on the outside for all to see. Either way, addiction is a painful. Not being able to fit in seats, enjoy activities with loved ones, wear a bathing suit in public, and all of the other “funny” things you have on this website are all things food addicts cry about when they are alone. The laughter just a coping mechanism to safe face or deny the problem.

By: Sara

Sara — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:55:56 +0000

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I laughed so hard I cried. I laughed so hard everyone in the house had to come and see what I was laughing at. They all laughed with me. The only difference was that I was laughing cause I, myself, am a fatty. Everything in these articles is so true. I have the 2 skinniest kids in the world and they are great about everything but I dont like the fact that I am not. I can laugh about it though and boy did I laugh at this stuff, keep it up.

By: CHRIS

CHRIS — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:01:54 +0000

I don’t know that I hate exercise. I just like being lazy a lot more. Just my thoughts though.

By: John

John — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:51:45 +0000

I got a simple but serious one:

EXERCISE.

This one thing really does evoke and bring out about 50 other things that fat people hate. it is the ultimate cause to the unhappy effects of fat people.

I’ve got some great stuff to put up if you wanted to post about this: If you’re interested, please contact me

By: Jackie

Jackie — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:26:07 +0000

I would like to add to that list:
1. airplane seats especially on older planes
2. airplane bathrooms
3. plus-sized clothing sections in department stores that are hidden on the third floor behind the furniture department
4. Heels with ankle straps or boots that extend to the lower calf
5. the fact that the internet is the best placed to find trendy clothing for fat women and the average mall has only 1-2 stores that cater to plus sizes
6. Being encouraged to exercise but refusing to manufacture the appropriate attire such as sports bras for women who wear larger than a C cup.
7. Movies that make fun of fat people (e.g. Norbit)
8. Movies that were supposed to feature a fat person but a average sized person is substituted instead (i.e. In Her Shoes) or man dressed in drag (i.e., John Travolta in Hairspray).
9. Being asked when you are due when you are not pregnant or being advised to start doing situps even though you are pregnant
10. Relatives that you haven’t seen since you were a kid who say “Wow you have gotten so big” and you are not sure if they are referring to your height, weight, or both.