I know amusement park rides have already been addressed but I wanted to bring up an offshoot that has not been discussed and that is the water park. Don’t get me wrong many of the big brethren love the water and can often be seen gleefully splashing about like grossly disfigured monstrous dolphins. But when [...]
Archive for March, 2009
Unnecessarily Extra-Wide Berth
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged berth, extra space, fat, fat person, fatty, too fat, Unnecessarily Extra-wide Berth, whale pod, wide, wide load on March 18, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I’m not sure how to exactly title what I’m getting at here. I do believe I am pioneering this term right where at WFPDL. It came to me one day when I went to check my mail box on the street. I left my front porch making way down my long driveway to the road [...]
Picnic Tables
Posted in Not Fat Friendly Furniture, tagged bucket of chicken, cankles, fat people, fatty, park, picnic table, picnic tables on March 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
As spring and summer approaches picture if you will a nice Sunny day, a bucket of chicken with a Side o’ Slaw, and a beautiful Park…. A perfect combination…. If it wasn’t for another one of Fat people’s enemies waiting to thwart a eating enjoyment. The Picnic Table. This picnic/park is a necessary evil but [...]
We’re Baaaaack From Lunch
Posted in Uncategorized on March 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
After several months… it’s time to bring it back…. Chris sent in some posts a long time ago… and I was being lazy… like most fat people… and failed to do what needed to be done… So time to get some posts up and let the fat fly free.
All the haters out there… who have [...]
