As I sat in a meeting next to a fellow behemoth I noticed that along with a nice dress shirt, tie and pants this gentleman was wearing a shiny new pair of forest green Crocs. Then as I was leaving the meeting i looked down and noticed my shoe was untied. I knew it would [...]
Archive for May, 2008
Shoe Laces
Posted in Not Fat Friendly, tagged can't tie shoes, cheater foot wear, Chicken strip lunch special, Crocs, fat people, fat shoes, shoe horn, shoe laces, Tubbies, Velcro on May 23, 2008 | 10 Comments »
The Hot Hot Sun
Posted in Not Fat Friendly, tagged Chaco Tacos, fat, fat people, hot sun, sloth, Slurpees, sweat on May 13, 2008 | 11 Comments »
Today I was going through my list of things fat people hate trying to decide what to sit down and write next when I heard the weather report for later this week. The weatherman said that Thursday we would have highs in the mid 80’s. At first I experienced jubilation to bask in the sun [...]
Other People’s Furniture
Posted in Not Fat Friendly Furniture, tagged breaking chairs, fat people, fat person stuck in chair, other people's furniture, Pie on May 2, 2008 | 29 Comments »
WFPDL reader Lesa reminded me of something that fat people certainly don’t like. Thank you Lesa for reminding me how much I hate other people’s furniture. This actually reminds me of several occasions where I actually broke other peoples furniture. Fat people have a hard enough time with their own furniture because their butt imprints [...]
